An Introduction
Welcome to gerbil.dhs.org! This site is merely one of a handful of worthwhile places to visit on the Internet today (and one of them is a cheesy cgi program hosted on this server).

A Decision
Please, choose one of the remaining good places to visit:
bob, ajr, /., and duffey

A Big Load
Choose an interesting article to read:
Why I run FreeBSD.

An Explanation
People have started complaining that they don't understand why I call this site "one of a handful of worthwhile places to visit on the Internet." So, to please the public, I constructed this graph to give you all a visual explanation. Observe:

See? The Internet consists mainly of crap and pornography! Only 0.1% of it consists of actual high-quality web sites (like this site, a few news sites, and some useful documentation). It's YOUR support and OUR commitment to quality that keeps us in the top 0.1%!

"A Boy and his Blob"
I am filled with great Joy, for I have completed "A Blob and his Boy" (actually, it's "A Boy and his Blob," but that doesn't rhyme with Joy).