Ever since my family got Internet access in the mid-90s and our ISP gave me space to host a web site, I’ve fought with HTML, CGI, CSS, and then eventually led to the inevitable conclusion that JavaScript is terrible and weird and web development will never be for me.

Remarkably, I managed to keep pretty decent copies of the various web-sites and stylings from 1999 to 2004 and have curated them here. Each page has some lovingly hand-crafted JavaScript injected to help make the experience more enjoyable. The JavaScript adds:

Censoring the Past

In an attempt to ensure my site is kid-friendly, I have revisited my Web Site Archive and added a tiny bit of censoring of text and images. Despite not striving to do so, most of the content I have posted over the years is surprisingly mostly OK for kids. But, a few words/images/themes cropped up in these pages that I wouldn’t put into a childrens’ book and didn’t add significant content to the pages, so I censored them. The point of the Web Site Archive was to help paint a picture of my web development over the years, rather than to re-iterate any particluar thoughs I had when I was creating them.

The content isn’t really gone, just obscured a bit, so the genius kids will figure out how to see it anyway if they really want to (I’d be delighted if they spend that much time reading to care).

The Curly Fish symbol has not been censored. It’s not intended to be sacrilege, only an homage to my friend’s dog and parodying the ridiculousness of the ichthys copy-cat bumper stickers that were prolific in the late ’90s.

Links to the web sites are below. Bon appétit!

The 'Chive

Detonate

c. 1999

detonate

Nathan Johnson’s page

c. 1999

the_cage

gerbil.dhs.org (Swedish Flag version)

c. 2000

gerbil__swedish_flag

Naked Singularity

c. 2000?

naked_singularity

gerbil.dhs.org (Brown version)

c. 2000

poop

Nathan’s Site (Blue version)

c. 2000

nathans_site__blue

Nathan’s Site (Green version)

c. 2000

nathans_site__green

the gerbil cage

c. 2000

the_gerbil_cage__blue

Review Site

c. 2000

review_site

gerbil.dhs.org (Purple)

c. 2000

gerbil__purple

Nate’s Web Server

c. 2001

nates_web_server__screenshots

Relay For Life

c. 2001

relay_for_life

gerbil? Curly? Light/Dark?

c. 2001

light_dark

Nate’s Spot [on the Web]

c. 2002

nates_spot__picture_icons

Curlysoft (PHP Site Original Theme)

c. 2003

curlysoft__php_theme_2

Curlysoft (PHP Site)

c. 2003

curlysoft__php

Nate’s Spot (Colorful buttons version)

c. 2004

nates_spot__colorful_buttons

Nate’s Site

c. 2004

nates_site__green_background